why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
This doesnt happen in real life. All you get is a bunch of moody teenage boys that fart on you and call you ugly.
Pierce the Veil has finished recording. I repeat, PIERCE THE VEIL HAS FINISHED RECORDING
PIERCE THE VEIL HAS FINISHED RECORDING
No they havent. The lyrics havent even been written yet. Stop pissing on peoples hopes.
i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous
Also can make you see pretty things and make you believe you are happy.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
an hour is only 600 vines long
Ive watched 1200 vines in a row once..
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
If I was skinny id have abs
Some days im like fuck yeah you know what im gonna just walk on my sleeping foot and wake that fucker up and some days I just lay there and hope it will go away painlessly.
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It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Did you really fucking say a failed human life? Some people dont want kids. Some people have other options in life. I dont think he/she was sayimg that they were better than anyone. But just thinking of a good reply for the future because someone saying how sad to someome makes them feel like shit. Fuck tumblr.