cartel:

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

disappointment

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

This doesnt happen in real life. All you get is a bunch of moody teenage boys that fart on you and call you ugly.

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

warpedtoursmoshpit:

caraphatash:

Pierce the Veil has finished recording. I repeat, PIERCE THE VEIL HAS FINISHED RECORDING

PIERCE THE VEIL HAS FINISHED RECORDING

No they havent. The lyrics havent even been written yet. Stop pissing on peoples hopes.

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

Also can make you see pretty things and make you believe you are happy.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

Ive watched 1200 vines in a row once..

cool-aicl:

The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress

cool-aicl:

The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

If I was skinny id have abs

Some days im like fuck yeah you know what im gonna just walk on my sleeping foot and wake that fucker up and some days I just lay there and hope it will go away painlessly.

ultrafacts:

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lowkeywalker:

brownglucose:

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

wow

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.