GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via where-the-unicorns-are)
- rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby
- become a national hero
- pull and even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims
- media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record.
wonderful time to be black in america.
(via where-the-unicorns-are)
SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED
nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK
are you neighbors with pierce the veil
Probably.
AHAHAHAHH PIERCE THE VEIL. THAT’S PREFECT.
(via vicfuensex)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
(Source: youwishangelfish, via where-the-unicorns-are)
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
who the fuck doesn’t
(via liveforadream)
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
(via cyntharia)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
boob time
maybe the nipples are EYES
(via where-the-unicorns-are)
