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I hate when people think im innocent. Like no im not fucking innocent I snuck into an R rated movie when I was 16.

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

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How do I make friends when im home schooled and never leave the house

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

(Source: shinytotodile, via andnowiguessshesoncrack)

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

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train-deer:

alphatimelinebetakid:

umblaireon:

bryanq117:

m0shcore:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

We should make a band

THIS IA AMAZING

Guys look it’s The Strokes

I bet their music is orgasmic 

(Source: nocoffeeplease, via piercing-whore)

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1. Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

2. Once you’ve stopped faking your fucking orgasms, use this newfound honesty throughout the rest of your life - stop ordering coffee you don’t actually like; stop sitting at a desk and allowing people to treat you like shit in the hopes that a meek attitude will earn you a promotion (it won’t); stop telling people they can finish your food when you’re not actually done yet. These may seem petty, but they add up, just like every orgasm you didn’t actually get to have.

3. If you wanna dance all night, dance all fucking night. Dance all night even if you have work in the morning. The worst that will happen is you’ll drink RedBull all day and look like a zombie - pass it off as a head cold to the real zombies you work with and flick through the embarrassing photos you’re being tagged in as you pretend to take a shit for some peace and quiet. I promise, you’ll remember dancing all night in ten years, not the suspicious way your boss looked at you that morning.

4. If your ass looks big in that, that’s a good thing.

5. You will never be as young as you are this second. Embrace it.

6. Embrace the fact that you’re going to get older. Ask your boyfriend if he will still love you when you’re seventy and your tits are down to your knees. Look forward to this time - seventy year old women are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, and no-one can stop them. You can carry candy in your bag and not share it with a single soul. You can stay home all day and cross-stitch expletives onto handkerchiefs for your grandchildren and slip them under the table out of sight of the people you raised. You can drink whisky at 10am. Every phase of your life is going to be amazing for different reasons. Embrace that.

7. A lot of people will pretend to love Bukowski. Don’t pretend to love Bukowski if you don’t love Bukowski. It’s overplayed and no-one will mind if you actually like Virginia Andrews instead - the people who do mind are boring.

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- Some more little life lessons, by Daisy Lola. (via spearmintblonde)

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i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

mistintrees:

archangelimpala:

continuants:

mcr:

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

welcome to the black parade, mom.

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison, Mom

Mama, Mom

(via i-hope-this-will-pass)

Mineeeee

dreamsandwhispers:

redlipsmwauh:

Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire

THIS

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

Just tell them they are adopted

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You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it.

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- (via acidmindfuck)

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oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

THE GIRL I BABYSIT LITERALLY JUST CALLED ME UGLY OMG HELP.

(via inked-skinny-sex)

my dad: growing up is hard
my dad: first you believe in santa
my dad: then you don't believe in santa
my dad: then you are santa
my dad: then you look like santa

ohmyespinosa:

sarabatikha:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

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